Thursday, May 08, 2008

Comedy or is it Tragedy?

Background
We have a Cheena Ahmad who in my opinion should have been sacked long ago. He is rude. He is full of himself and full of excuses. He steals food from the pantry and when he was caught, insists that if one leaves food at the pantry, its for the public. He behaves as if we owe him a living and acts as if he is the boss.

Characters
- New Boss
- Dir-to-be 2009
- Moi

Act One Scene One
New Boss : Cheena Ahmad was late today in fetching me to work. I raised my voice at him. Guess what?! He had the cheek to talk back!
Moi : What?! How dare he!
Dir-to-be 2009 : Oh really? How late?
New Boss : (Speechless)
Moi (thinking) : (Er...late is late ya...for new boss to be angry...has to be sustantially late I guess but does it matter?! Er...)

Act Two Scene One
New Boss (via sms) : Cheena Ahmad confronted me. Told me off. Said I need not have raise my voice at him this morning! I told him if he's not happy, he can leave. And he resigned.
Moi : YIPPIE, POP CHAMPAGNE. Celebrations!
Dir-to-be 2009 (via sms) : Did you hear about Cheena Ahmad?
Moi (via sms) : YES YES YES. I AM SO HAPPY
Dir-to-be 2009 (via sms) : Don't be too happy. He's not serving notice. We have no Cheena Ahmad tomorrow!
Moi (via sms) : Are you for real Miss Dir-to-be 2009? We can finally get rid of the F face?!
Moi (thinking and thinking and not understanding) : What's wrong with my country? Are we really so lack of talents? I guess so. The 'garment' is right about itself afterall.

5 comments:

lisachua said...

who's Miss Dir-to-be 2009?

Anonymous said...

Dir-to-be 2009, shld be renamed as Dir-to-be 2008. What a tragedy.

quierotango said...

this would be really funny if it weren't tragic.

quierotango said...

oh duh... i just saw your blog title.

Anonymous said...

Great work.