Thursday, January 25, 2007

Every Lunar New year I watched on Channel 8 news how beautiful the ice sculptures in Harbin are. I finally got to see them!


Despite an ICY entrance, we received a WARM welcome...


Stepping on Thin Ice U?


Notre Dome in Ice


Ice Slide Anyone? Your Butt will turn Icy Cold :-)


One minute I was a Jumping SnowGirl...


The next minute I was gone...


A visit to Harbin is incomplete without a visit to the Siberian Tiger Park

"It was set up to study, breed, release and ultimately save the Manchurian (or Siberian) tiger from extinction. The Manchurian tiger is one of the rarest of all tigers. Estimates put the no of remaining Manchurian tigers somewhere between 360 and 400, with only 30 to 35 of those roaming freely in China.

In response to the tigers' plight as an endangered species, the Chinese government set up this Park. Conservationists stress the need for minimal human contact. Each day, this park sees busloads of tourists (I was one of them) snapping photos of the big cats munching on cows and chickens. The park is more likely to produce tigers with a taste for livestock who will associate people with feeding time." (Lonely Planet)

Monday, January 15, 2007

Just for Laughs Episode 2

Story One
Girl A : "He was so drunk he was in his thermal the whole nite!"
Girl B turned to Maggie Cheung : "A...she stayed overnite in his room as well?"
Maggie Cheung : "No. I was the only one with him."

Story Two
(The same) Girl A : "U should see M's face when they said the scheme won't work! It was all black!"
Maggie Cheung : "Oh, I didn't know you were at the meeting too."
Girl A : "No. I was not."

Story Three
(The same) Girl A : " I heard Minister wasn't too pleased with the lack of ..."
Maggie Cheung (meant to but didn't) : "Are you running for NMP like Eunise? Thats the only way you can be in that meeting with Minister."
Maggie Cheung: "Oh really...I didn't hear that." (And muttered, "Coz I was not at the meeting.")

Note : All characters in the stories are fictitious. If any of the characters bear any resemblance to anyone you know, it's purely coincidental.

The start of our First Midnite Dialogue


Listen to me...


Ya Lor Ya Lor...They did it 3 times lor...


Ya Right! $*&%($*%#


No No. Let me explain....this is what he meant...


3 times a Day!? What Crap Shit is he talking about?


Walau Eh. Gong Si Mi?


I'm Leaving...


Enough is ENOUGH. Consider Me GONE


Just for Laughs

Story 1
I once fainted, broke my jaw and was out of action for 9 months.

Went to see a SOMEBODY in HR before I report back to work.

The SOMEBODY said, "So how's your kidney?".

I went, "Er...its fine...they are fine (Thank GOD) but my jaw still hurt a little sometimes."

Story 2
After being sent ten thousand miles away from home 18 months ago, I was told today, "We discussed about your role here and perhaps you should be doing 30% #%(#$*) and 70% #($*#)($*."

I am not half way thru my term. I am reaching the END of my term in a few months.

Story 3
Did I hear someone rolling on the floor after reading Story 1 and 2?