a friend once commented i look like a certain singer and on the same note, he turned to another person in the same room and said, this singer is famous not for her looks but for her voice.
the same friend went to a toilet in a pub once and came out saying, "beng, u look nicer than the girl in the picture in the washroom. U beat her hands down.". i went in to the toilet (to pee and not because i wanna check out the girl in the poster) and saw a poster of an average looking girl in an awkward pose.
the same friend (i think) also said, " your chest is your best asset."
i can live without 'compliments' and by the way for the record, my smooth ass is my best asset.
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laugh out loud! that's what we'd call a left-handed compliment. i am familiar with those. i think you're beautiful. - quierotango
oh by the way, i need to check out your smooth ass next time. - QT
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