HIM

His has to be the Best...no one else can be better.

His parties are the best. His liquor collection is the best. When I told him I am going to a bigger, better party with more and deadier alcohol....He needs to see it for himself. How can it be he thinks?

I said, I think X is a great singer. He scoffed and said, "Please, I have heard better singer. My friend Y has a great voice...".

I teased, "U have me to thank for knowing Z." He exclaimed, "Please, we knew each other better only when we met at ....".

I shared my frustrations with him. A couple of days later he said, "U gossiped alot, don't you?".

Wait till he hears THE gossip in town.